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Uber ride of shame

After a girl hooks up with a guy and wakes up at his place the next morning, rather than walking home wearing the same clothes she had on the prior evening (the classic "walk of shame"), she can now order an Uber or another ride share app on her phone and is driven back to her dorm building.
Sunday morning at the dorm building:
Annie: Did you see your roommate Julie get out of the backseat of a Toyota Corolla sedan this morning? What was that all about?
Jessica: Yeah, Julie was hooking up with Brad last night - they were really going at it and went up to his room. She didn't come home last night . So this morning she made the Uber ride of shame.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 4, 2021
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The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
by Local Twink January 1, 2023
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Samesies

Pretty preppy, drawn-out-kinda-way of saying, "Same".
B: I'm pretty glad I met you.
C: Samesies!
by Benjaminnit December 6, 2009
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Shakespeare

One of histories first signs of emo.
Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
When I against myself with thee partake?
Do I not think on thee, when I forgot
Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake?
Who hateth thee that I do call my friend?
On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon?
Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend
Revenge upon myself with present moan?
What merit do I in myself respect,
That is so proud thy service to despise,
When all my best doth worship thy defect,
Commanded by the motion of thine eyes?
But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind.
--Shakespeare
by Davemeistro April 16, 2006
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Shameasaurus

1.) One who is a shame by gigantic proportions.
2.)A Shameasaurus achieves her status by being the most common face on the Wall of Shame. A ShameWhore...if you will.
Question: Hey who is that girl thats like in every picture on your Wall of Shame.

Answer: Oh thats Lindsey, she's a Shameasaurus. You already know.
by Skiirt December 9, 2008
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shades of fargo

The sunglasses that belong to the little green fucker that lives inside my telephone jack and only comes out at night to mess up my apartment. His name is Fargo.
I found the shades of fargo under the refrigerator again.
by sabtechian April 30, 2009
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Shamed

by dr.c July 27, 2012
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