secret identity

when ur a super hero, or an evil villain and u must pretend u are part of the real world for some odd reason.. i dunno maybe so we as people can relate to part of the story line. and it's exciting to watch them almost get figured out.

i personally don't understand the reason for secret identities besides making a story exciting. in reality if this person was a super hero, why would he/she have to pretend for a while he/she was a regular person?

by deenie July 4, 2004

Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

by john in boston August 1, 2005

secret noodle shack

where a fat chinese person called Henry Chen goes before music every day

"where's Henry?"
"At his secret noodle shack"

by SPACE NINJA!!! October 7, 2009

secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

by Korianthunder March 22, 2016

Secret code

a code usually used between friends to say something that they don’t want others to hear

jhti hpfehompglge, vhni nmgafrgrvifa hygoju hagrce gdjohghgbi kphogo hpgodo.
this is an example of secret code

by Luv the alpaca May 21, 2020

Secret Society

The small group of friends who privately chill without letting mumbles, mr shankadoodle, or QUE HACESS TUU?-boy join in. Founded by mumbles himself. also known as S-squared, or the SS

Uhhh wuh yuu ahvin ahnuffer secwret sothiety meeeting thisth weekend?!
- Mumbles

by Waldo April 10, 2003

secret agent

a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.

"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"

"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"

by goddamnhippy June 13, 2005