Scunchie

Noun. A human turd, but only when left in an Eddie Bauer dressing room.

“Sorry, dressing rooms are closed. Someone dropped a scunchie in the last stall.”

by Joshua Bonnie Brown April 21, 2023

Scunch

When you're sitting in a kayak that's half on sand, half in the water, you inch forward and afloat by "scunching".

You don't need a push. Just scunch a few times and get your kayak into the water.

by anonymous July 21, 2023

Scotchy Dene

A small woodland area in the Denton burn / Scotswood area. Local radgies and charvas can be found here at any time during the day. You will often find their bucket sets or stashed motorbikes which have been taxed from the local council estate. Other stashed items include 12gauges, drugs& nokia bricks. Dog walkers also frequent this area, especially ones with lurchers and greyhounds. Local radgies will also go lamping "doon the dene" on a nighttime so beware

char: where are you going tonight?
david: going lamping doon scotchy dene with Red & Tess

by 12gaugetess August 16, 2023

Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

scotchweave

Weaving through traffic while drunk on scotch whiskey

I am using Scotchweave in a sentence.

by Spotdot January 31, 2024

Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.

"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "

by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024

Scotchhobble

Punishment, one person (with genitals) is sat on a stump while another person with a hammer and nails proceeds to nail the person’s scrotum to the stump. Then push said person backwards off the stump

My uncle Jerry told me he would “scotchhobble” me if I got into his liquor cabinet again.

by McNichols March 14, 2024