The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024
Get the schleeg mug.The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
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