Schmaggot 

1.A maggoty smelling vagina.

2.A pair of crusty testicles

"Dude she had a horrible schmaggot"

"Man do I have a bad schmaggot going on down there"

Schmaggot by bad@zz mofo April 8, 2015

schmaged 

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

schmaged by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

Schmedge 

The act of smoking weed. Used in public situations due to the unknown definition for it.

Jimmy: Yo, do you want to schmedge?
Eddie: Let's light up!

Schmedge by jimmymk12 September 3, 2016

Schmaggy 

Schmaggy is a widely used word. In german it can mean "Scheiss Maggy" oder "Schwule Maggy", but the exact definition was lost. The first appearence of the word was in 125 million years, when a Dinausaur slipped and instead of using the word "Shit" or "Fuck" he said Schmaggy. One will never know wha the dinausaur meant when he said Schmaggy. Almost 30 Million years later when the Aliens arrived to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, they rediscovered the Word, 2 hours after the discovery it was the most used word in the whole Universe.

Casual Conversation in school between Maggy aka. Schmaggy, Denis and Lukas
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?

Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!

Schmaggy by 420CovfefeGustavoJoe June 13, 2017

Schmeckey 

A one nut cousin humper. A Schmeckey is a male with one testicle that has sex with his cousin.

My brother is a schmeckey.

Schmeckey by ItsBobda October 18, 2017

schlegli 

A swiss word for getting a stroke.

I nearly got a schlegli.

schlegli by lichcrise November 6, 2017

Schmearf 

Anything and everything

I schmearfed all over her last night!

Schmearf by Yourafaggotlarry December 5, 2017