scarfer

Self-Care Apathy Resulting From Existence of Relationship. Refers to someone who lets go after they become established with another person. Can be used as a noun or verb as seen in examples below.

1: Dude, what happened to Mia? She's been coming in with sweatpants all week.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.

1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.

by yosupsupsup May 25, 2013

scaff

n.- a word for a woman/girl who is a bitch, whore, skank, and slut put all together.

That scaff Jennifer slept with seven guys and wears butt shorts and low cut tube tops.

by Amanda August 9, 2003

scafa

a state of being in which one acts and thinks like a normal person, but in essence, is simply a fat greasy slob. Commonly matched with shit coming out of ones mouth, both literally and figuratively.

-look at that fat kid with the slick back...he must be a scafa
-that cat is rockin some .5K gold...must be a scafa
-look at that fat idiot, his face is smudged with AquaFresh!

by Jone Merler July 16, 2008

Scarfing

Having anal sex until it hurts.

I was scarfing that girl all last night, now she is sore.

by Scarfer January 31, 2010

scaife

The act of vomiting when extremely nervous. The vomit usally has a thick consistency and resembles curdled milk. Its smell will is repulsive in crowded spaces and in humid, close quarters.

"Hudson had a nasty scaife last night when those hot girls rolled to the party last night eh?"

"I scaifed durring that shootout last night, did you?"

by Hershcle February 21, 2008

Scarfie

When you try to cover up your hickies with a scarf.

"Janice must of partied too hard last night. Now she's chucking a scarfie."

by heh-hey January 19, 2016

scaffadoodle

1. preposterous or outlandish

2. The act of chiseling out the cartridge of a bitches nose and proceeding to fuck the flap of skin where her nose once was.

1. That bitch is Scaffadoodle

2. I Scaffadoodled that whore until her eyes bled.

3. I Scaffadoodled a girl which is Scaffadoodle

by Sheahan Hall December 11, 2008