santa breath

horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions

Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

santa cruz

Stoner Heaven, everyone there smokes pot, everyday. its a way of life.

I have a friend who lives in Santa Cruz.. everyone in her family smokes pot, mom dad brother and her, kinda sad i guess. but everyone does it

by KKizzle April 11, 2007

Santa Maria

An annoying city in Southern California just Northwest of Santa Barbara and south of San Luis Obispo. Extremely Conservative political views, lots of Mexican immigrants and a very high level of poverty and computer incompetence. Also has an annoying level of traffic downtown.

Nice otherwise, though.

by iCeD September 29, 2003

santa cruz

A kick ass town surrounded by lame ass poser towns like watsonville and scotts valley. Well known for weed, meth, surfing, slutty bitches and Charasmatic motherfuckers such as my self. Killer place to live but totally uninviting towards marks from out of town such as watsonville.

"Hey man lets kick it in Santa Cruz tonight!" Naw man I heard they beat up on gay, raver, pretty boy, poser, uncharismatic watsonville trash such as ourselves...lets go to Eders house in watson and dance in front of a mirror with glow sticks, bump trance music,wax our eyebrows, and fuck each other in the asshole watson style!! "Orale sounds cherry Bro!!"

by Calfdogg August 6, 2006

santa style

During sexual intercourse the giver sits on a chair, the reciever then sits upon the giver's penile object (penis, strap-on, ect) Often accompanied by asking eachother what they want for Christmas, Hanukkah, ect.

i taught your mom how to do it santa style

by Oddjobguy147 May 31, 2006

Santa Cruz

The best city in Bolivia. Also known as Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Beautiful landscapes, cheap alcohol, hot weather and the most beautiful women. Full of culture, dance, night life, people from all over the world. Lots of spanish colony history, old spanish churches, art, musicians, etc. The best food in the fucking world. The best fucking place on earth to have fun.

Pariente, ¡Bienvenido a Santa Cruz de la Sierra!
Santa Cruz kicks ass.
¡Viva Santa Cruz, Autonomia carajo!

by Jorge L. Vaca June 25, 2008

Santa Barbara

Sounds like paradise but only if your visiting... trust me it gets boring after a while.

guy 1: hey is santa barbara fun? i hear it's like paradise
guy 2: come here only for vacation. or else you'll find yourself in Santa Boring.

by KivKyfer September 28, 2007