Online Safety Act

See mental retardation.

I believe the Online Safety Act is abhorrently stupid and that we should blow up the British government.

by Esquivalience July 30, 2025

Public safety academy

A school that really sucks but has a cool kid so cool named dominic machado the first.

public safety academy is a school i guess

by public safety academy April 23, 2019

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.

she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.

by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 18, 2006

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 December 10, 2007