Tuscan Sizzler

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.

I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn December 26, 2008

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

i agree with you wholeheartedly, my african american brother.

dude1: this guy r teh ghey

dude2: fo' shizzle ma nizzle

by karasu June 3, 2006

Swizzletimer

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.

Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.

by winkle2u August 25, 2010

swizzled

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.

Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.

by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011

spizzled

1.when someone is talking, and they accidentally spit on you.
2. when your casually walking and someone randomly spits on you.

1. "doood you just spizzled on me! gross!"
2."i was walkin and some mutha fucka spit a big one at me!"

by jandraka October 9, 2007

Spizzler

Noun- someone who is basically a lame-o they wont do anything spontaneous or on a night where school is the next day.

Me: Hey lets go to Emily's for movie night in like an hour!

Spizzler: Nah I can't we have school tomorrow.

Me: Yea but its not an all night thing just till like 10:00 or 11:00

Spizzler: Yea but its such late notice and I am kinda sleepy so gonna have to pass :(

by Brown Bear123545321 February 23, 2009

Skizzlet

More than normal or ordinary skill; Amazing.

Watch this skizzlet {Spins the ball behind his back then shoots it while intoxicated and makes it}.

by Cool Skizzlet March 18, 2009