Suprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.

horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!

by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

pirate suprise

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

by scott savell February 29, 2008

Nigger Suprise

When a dumb nigger (Usually with little or no teeth) springs an unpleasant surprise on a white person.
Sometimes; a Nigger surprise can lead to a white male being put into jail by the Po-Po rather than a black person.

A Nigger surprise is when you are going to lay down in your bed after a hard days work and your homie is still banging your girl in it!!!

Artemus: Hello African-American fellow!
Tyrone: Yo nigga hold this bag full of money
Artemus: Sure fine sir anything as reparations to your dumb ass nigger ansistors.
Police: Your Under Arrest Whitey for robbing that bank..The money is in your hand!!!
Artemus: Damn that Cotten-Picker really laid a Nigger surprise on me!!
Next time i should be careful not to be trapped by a Nigger Suprise.

by Nagger Mc Nigger Nagger April 26, 2008

suprise deepthroat

When a mans genitals somehow find there way into and down a womans throat without permission

As jack ran down the stairs naked he tripped and fell genitals first onto lucy's face causing a suprise deepthroat

by deadlaus February 10, 2014

Sack Sundae Suprise

When a male dips his testicles into a bowl of hot fudge, then into a bowl of sprinkles before the fudge dries (most commonly the rainbow-colored type that is often used in an ice cream sundae by most brands/manufacturers). Later, the fudge hardens around the testicles and can be eaten off by a girlfriend/wife or a male sexual partner if he is homosexual. If desired, the subject could also choose to leave the fudge and sprinkles on his testicles for decorative purposes.

Sterling was shocked and horrified when he discovered that employees at his local ice cream parlor had made a sack sundae suprise using the same fudge and sprinkles that they had used for toppings on his ice cream.

by Lubzgroup January 8, 2013