slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

by drbone August 29, 2013

cell slapped

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

slippery

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.

Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.

by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020

Sapper Daddy

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.

Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.

by tordenofitami November 14, 2017

Slippery V

A womens vagina completely soaked, a squirting female orgasm, a "party girl" who could be here and gone in the blink of the eye, a cum filled vagina/creampie

1: Dude when I was eating her out it was defiantly considered dining at the Slippery V 2: Man I couldn't believe how hard she came and then she pulled a Slippery V and completely soaked the sheets! 3: Friend #1 "hey man wheres that smoken hot horn dog girl you've been talkin to?" Friend #2 "shit bro she pulled a Slippery V on me out of nowhere". #3 bro now that I'm fixed I'm able to give my girl a Slippery V every time I get off, for christ sake it leaks out of her the next day!

by Dr.JK October 17, 2013

Slapped By Legal

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'

"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"

by MugManNumber932 November 1, 2020