Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

by Buttercup$ February 16, 2022

Shafter special

Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.

What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards

by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022

shartè

Shartè
Verb
When you shart, but in a fancy building

*in the white house*
Boy 1: Bro, I just shartèd.
Boy 2: omg, I shartèd too!

by Kate2020katelynn March 25, 2022

shartproof

an adjective to describe something that is resistant to poop or diarrhea

wow! his shirt is shartproof!

by aufjfnenkakskcnc June 13, 2022

Shatterbattermatter

someone flattering you i guess…?
shatterbattermatters : multiple charming people

Lisa : Oh my gosh! I can’t believe that John is great at shatterbattermattering!

by hhhhhhhheheheheheiwisksnsjskja June 17, 2022

shattered ocean

a level in the game geometry dash with subpar decoration that is taking to long to be completed and won't be rated

idol8th: hey have you heard of shattered ocean
you: no

by clsslc July 27, 2022

Shartexting

When you are on a phone call and one of the callers is talking while the other is mute while they are pooping and farting but texting to the talker.

Tracy was Shartexting while Joe was telling his story about his uncle.

by TVerg August 29, 2022