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Shartexting 

When you are on a phone call and one of the callers is talking while the other is mute while they are pooping and farting but texting to the talker.
Tracy was Shartexting while Joe was telling his story about his uncle.
Shartexting by TVerg August 29, 2022
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Sharenting 

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.
1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.
Sharenting by siouxie que October 25, 2012
Word of the Day on July 29, 2024

Shtexting 

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
Shtexting by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

snaptexting 

(verb) a term derived from the popular social media app, Snapchat. Snapchat is typically used to send an ugly selfie or a video, add a caption, and send it to a friend (or maybe a few). They receive it, and once it is opened and viewed the snap disappears.

Snaptexting occurs when two people engage in a conversation on Snapchat using the small amount of text caption you are allowed to add to each snap as a means of communicating.

Snaptexting is not only impractical because of the limited character count, but it is also frustrating because if you do not read the caption in time you can never retrieve the message again.
Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of pancakes* "Look at the pancakes I made!"

Ray: *sends Morgan a snap of a sad face* "I'm hungry, I want pancakes!"

Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of a happy face* "Come over, let's cook sometime!"

Ray: *sends Morgan another snap of a sad face* "I can't, I have finals."

Morgan: Goddamit Ray, stop snaptexting me and just send me an actual fucking text message.
snaptexting by snaptexter101 May 20, 2013

shrexting 

Texting people about cumming all ogre.
Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."
shrexting by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

Shtexting 

Texting while taking a dump!
John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!
Shtexting by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

Shrexting 

Sexting using references or puns related to the movie Shrek.
We were shrexting last night and it got so hot. She invited me to her swamp and I told her I want to kiss her all ogre. We’re for sure going to Smash Mouths later.
Shrexting by sarahsfunny June 7, 2018
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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