Shafted 

To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.

Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”

Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”

Shafted by Trevasaures June 16, 2018

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

Side-shafting by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.

The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.

Shafer shits by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

shafana 

Shafana is an amazing and cute girl! She would usually crush on fake people acting in movies. She loves hanging out with her friends. And when she finds something she likes, she is obsessed with it!

Omg is that shafana?

Yea it is! I love being around her!!

shafana by Eggosyummy March 2, 2021

Shafaie 

Coolest math teacher you can ever have. Teaches for all of about 15 minutes and lets you talk for the rest of the period as long as you do your work. Has a really cool accent that you've never heard anywhere else before but it's still freaking awesome. Great at fencing. HATES disorganization. In every class, Shafaie secretly has one favorite kid and one least favorite kid. But he's such a cool teacher that you honestly can't hate him. He's the best math teacher you can ever.

Common phrases of Shafaie:

SIT DOWN NAOOOOOO!

I HATE THIS GUYYY

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG NAOOO

CHECK? WHAT IS CAPITAL OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA?

Shafaie by everybodylovesnerds November 17, 2011

shaffordable 

something that is affordable but also shit. this word was created in the video How To Gig For Under £500 - Gigging Guitar Rig Shopping Challenge!! it was posted on youtube on the Jun 2014 by Rob Chapman.

rob picked up a shaffordable guitar.

shaffordable by Where is tie March 11, 2018

Saftladen 

German slang
Saftladen is a derogatory term used to describe a shop or any service business, really, that offers junk, a substandard choice of goods, is overpriced or just has plain bad service.

Jeez, that Berlin Masters thing really is a Saftladen!

Saftladen by Saftladengnome September 6, 2021