Doritos salesman

To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you

Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!

by Used dental floss April 12, 2014

urban sadness

The effect of having your word rejected by urban dictionary.

Fellow 1) Dude my word got rejected by urban dictionary

Fellow 2) prepare for the urban sadness

by LolLobrigida November 21, 2016

Spring Onion Sadness

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.

That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

by Shagsmith June 2, 2011

post book sadness

When you've finished a book you thoroughly enjoyed and your left with no friends because of all the time you've put into reading the book.

Friend 1: "Are you okay?"
Friend 2: "yeah, I've just got post book sadness."

by Ehh,ugh_meh March 24, 2016

Sales Channel

A prime consideration for every enterprise, even not-for-profits and charities, is what their sales or distribution channels are or will be. These are channels that you sell into and can take years to develop.

If you can not acquire customers and clients in a cost-effective manner, your company is doomed. Sales channels can help you do that. They are a ‘Magic Marketing Button, MMB’—every time you find a way to effectively ‘ping’ a channel, new clients and customers appear, as if by magic.

Once you have developed these effective sales channels, you can also look for other products and services that you can resell or distribute through them—which will raise your margins since the cost to add products and services produced by others to your sales channels is usually small and quite often zero. You may also be able to thereby create new recurring revenue streams for your enterprise.

By bundling other company’s products and services with your own, it may also be possible to co-brand or co-promote with them—they can promote your enterprise to their clients, customers and suppliers and you can do likewise, opening up whole new markets for both.

“Craig Miguelez met up with Jack MacGregor to discuss Craig’s new auto feed system for major bulletin board and classified ad services. Craig realized at once that Jack had developed an amazing sales channel over the last four years—he does professional photography for REALTORS and has more than 1,200 clients. Craig’s pitch to Jack was simple: ‘You resell my auto feed system through your sales and distribution channel to your clients for $30 and you keep $10. My system will make sure that their listings are always up to date on these bulletin board and classified ad services, you’ll make $12,000 per month of recurring revenue with almost no marginal cost and I’ll be able to acquire 1,200 new clients in one fell swoop.’”

by Prof Bruce April 12, 2010

SafeSearch

flickr slang for "censorship".

Set your SafeSearch preference (This does not apply if your Yahoo! ID is based in Singapore, Germany, Hong Kong or Korea.)

by klezka July 11, 2007

saeseng

The most amazing person anyone could ever be with. Great kisser and knows how to love a person. Is very stubborn at times and aggressive but very lovable at the same time. The funnest person to be around and someone who is very easy to talk to. Whenever you need someone to listen to you, Saeseng would be there for you. An angel sent from above. The bestest company and person to have to stand beside you. Helps you understand what love truly is and brings great adventures to you. He's one of a kind, one in a billion. He is definitively a keeper so if you find one, don't let go of him. But of course there is only one and he is mine.

I need a hug from Saeseng.

by OstrichlovesWalrus February 25, 2013