Federal Reserve

A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.

Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!

Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.

Man 1: Yea, how?

Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.

Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?

Friend: Yup

Man 1: so, I can print it too

Friend: Yes.. NOOO!

*Plays Roundabout by Yes*

...To Be Continued

by Shinkdmeister November 5, 2018

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blowing your reserve

when u take a hit off a blunt or bong and start coughing.. so hard that you throw up a big puddle of mucous.. not actual puke just mucous.

the first smoke of the day usually leads up to.. blowing your reserve

by italian smallie April 19, 2009

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reerac

to be one with your inner most soul

hes so calm hes in reerac

by greech April 8, 2010

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Reperis Remigijus

An ugly rebound boyfriend

Oh, you found yourself a Reperis Remigijus!

by Meschino October 17, 2018

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Reference

Oh, so you got the reference. Somebody must have explained it to you.

Hym "I am glad you got the reference. I'm unhappy that I have to sit here and pretend that I wasn't right all along. They're doing the thing I said they were doing.

by Hym Iam June 15, 2022

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