Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

the raging jot

The raging jot is the most advanced sexual position known to man. To the inexperienced mind it may seem as impossible as a cock push-up. But in reality, this maneuver is not only possible, it is rather the most enjoyable sensation a man could ever encounter.

The raging jot involves the man entering the woman from behind. After nearing point of climax the man lifts the girl off the ground with his cash and prizes. From this aerial position he then starts to spin the girl in a circular motion around the point of entry. Sometimes a donkey punch is needed to get the girl to tighten up and make this all the more enjoyable.

You can tell that the raging jot is being performed correctly when the girl starts to vomit profusely all over your mothers couch.

Hugh G. Rection ~ I've been in kind of a slump recently.
Jack Me Hoffman ~ Yeh, well what did you do about it?
Hugh ~ Well I took my girlfriend and we did the raging jot for hours...
Jack ~ Wow, that takes serious boner right there...
Hugh ~ What can I say... BITCH! It's what's for dinner...
Jack ~ BYAAAAH!
Hugh ~ BYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Jack ~ BYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by Sweet Spirit May 31, 2007

roping

During the act of a threesome (two guys, one girl) one guy stands at each end of the girl, who is on all fours, both men insert into the end facing them. It looks as if their shlongs connect in the middle as the motion starts.
Therefore, their shlongs is the rope that comes out of both ends of the girl.
(The timing has to be right in order to keep the rope the same length and look believable.

GuyGirl----Guy
Guy-Girl---Guy
Guy--Girl--Guy
Guy---Girl-Guy
Guy----GirlGuy
Guy---Girl-Guy
Guy--Girl--Guy
Guy-Girl---Guy
GuyGirl----Guy
shlong = -
Roping my girlfriend's sister would be frikin sweet.

by Murphmasta June 11, 2006

raging cock

1. A penis that is so erect,veiny, and powerful looking, that it can be said that it is "raging" or very angry.

2. An angry rooster (male chicken.)

After taking a double dose of viagra, the man was admited into the hospital with a case of raging cock.

by Argonak August 14, 2008

bmx racing

The first form of bmx a copy of motocross racing which involves racing around a dirt track with jumps and corners with a maximum of 8 ppl in a race

man that dudes cool he does bmx racing

by Kiel October 25, 2004

Racing Stripes

Two or three lines shaved into the side of the head just above the ear. This hairstyle has been observed on prominent figures throughout history such as Vanilla Ice, Wesley Snipes, and your little brother whose idol is "Dirty" Dale Earnhardt,

Little Bobby's been askin' for some "racing stripes" shaved into his head because all the fellers at school got em.

by riotgirl83 January 16, 2009

raging freiza

when you take ice cubes, put them in your mouth then proceed to blow them up your partners rectum

you think getting fucked in the ass is bad, try taking a raging freiza

by thomas longwood April 8, 2004