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See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
by T Hizzle April 06, 2005
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When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)
I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.
by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006
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