roll in the stones

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.

Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.

by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017

Rolling in the Geedis

To make great profit, receiving significant amount of money.

"Woah check this out! Grandpa's inheritance left me 2.5 million dollars! I'm just rolling in the geedis now!

by Wayoftheredpanda September 3, 2019

Italian Roll

like a California roll only more dangerous. effectively accelerating through a stop sign with zero regard for oncoming traffic or pedestrians. the reason why there are so many accidents in Italy every year. highly dangerous and illegal.

Driver: Hold on we are gonna Italian Roll this bitch
Passengers: .........

by CorsairWWII June 13, 2016

jizz roll

This is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your cock after you've had a wank (fap). You shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scraps of tissue still attached and it's frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. It's a fucking nuisance tbh.

I was looking at the SEMA car show models and saw the one I was going to cum to. She was a stunning Latina. I shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my knob in there to catch all the spunk but when I went to take it away, I had a jizz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. I had to call my aunt Colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Roll Jack

A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)

During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.

by dewner March 7, 2011

Rolling Runs

The beer shits you get after a long night of drinking the greatest beer on the market, Rolling Rock premium beer. Much like the bottle, it has a definitive green color to it, and, like the beer shits you get from drinking bud light, it comes in waves of 2 to 3, maybe 4 trips to the bathroom. However, Rolling Runs has minimal/no odor, and that's a plus.

I drank too much Rolling Rock last night at that party, now I have the rolling runs.

by dgafer123 August 14, 2011

ROLLING PIN

(1) The act whereby a male rolls his fully erect and hard penis on the face, neck, and shoulders of his partner, much like a rolling pin.
(2) A rock hard penis, used as a rolling pin.

"Cheyenne regularly requested that Zapp use his over-sized rolling pin on her face and the nape of her neck, as she found it incredibly erotic."

by S. O. Me'one October 22, 2023