Primal

When a girl (usually of college age) looses all her inhibitions on the dance floor and resorts to her primal instincts and gets on all fours while simultaneously continuing to dance and rub her ass against her partners crotch like she forgot to wipe her ass. Usually results in sex afterwords.

1)
Frat bro 1: Doode you see Jenny last night?
Frat bro 2: Yeah man, bitch got 'primal' all over your shit.

by amilkynug December 4, 2011

prime time cock block

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010

Primate Mode

To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.

Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!

Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?

Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.

by Alpha_Primate March 7, 2010

Primary Overplay Syndrome

When a band/artist is played on the radio so much that that song/artist becomes hated, even if it/they are actually pretty good. I swear, overplay is not the artist's fault, just those crappy DJs that can't get their hands on anything better to play. Victims include:
Nickelback
Creed
Hinder
Slipknot
3Oh!3

Radio-only listener: Man, I fucking hate Nickelback!
Me: Don't say that! Nickelback is an awesome band. Many people like just suffer from Primary Overplay Syndrome.

by bbtdgfan123 December 21, 2010

prima sip

Giving your significant other the first drink of a beverage you just ordered.

My wife always gets prima sip on any microbrew that I order.

by Badger111 December 24, 2016

douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche

ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully

by ashwan January 28, 2008

Paul Prime

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".

"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."

by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010