Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.

After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".

by julie30302 September 24, 2009

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

The Past Is Present

The best hardcore metal band on Staten Island!

I went to see The Past Is Present and they kicked ass!

by Double V October 23, 2006

forget the past, walk the present, create future

it is a phrase created by CsL in conjunction with new year eve to remind people around to leave what is deemed past and create your own desired future path.

don't be sad, as what past is deemed to be past. So, "forget the past, walk the present, create future".

by bryancsl January 4, 2012

Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

sickness presenteeism

a tendency of going to the office to work despite being ill, ignoring the disease and treatment.

Sickness presenteeism is not good for your health.

by uttam maharjan May 14, 2010

When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.

Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021