Poon to Peen ratio

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

by Chads r us August 5, 2018

penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!

what you hear when someone plays the penis game

I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Peen

short for penis, mainly used to describe ballers like chris douglas

chris your a peen

by glo November 18, 2002

Peenass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Tender space between penis and ass. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the creator of that gem as well. but you can't have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Mike: "Wanna go play some ball?"
Steve: "Sorry dude, I got a rash on my peenass from Franks Red Hot Sauce."
Mike: "WTF?"
Steve: "Yeah, My girlfriend puts that shit on everything, I mean everything."
Mike: "Apparently"

by Jacob Galloway November 25, 2013

Peen

Term for "penis."

Derived from "penile."

"Suck a peen. :|"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Peen

Short for Penis.
Greeting to fellow lad.
lad to lad only.

man 1 - "Alright Peen!"
man 2 - "Easy!"

by Dayturnal92 June 6, 2013

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010