poingadoing

when your having sex with an ugly bitch and your boner goes away during the process of intercourse

my thought: dam this bitch ugly...o shit my boner goin away
ugly bitch: O MY GOD..you just got a poingadoing, LEAVE!!!

by keetchy coo October 24, 2008

Popping a Reno

When a man with an average to below average penis gets a powerful, determined, erection, that means business. Being that Reno is the biggest little city in the world, the state of the erection makes it the biggest little erection in the world.

She was so hot last night; I was totally popping a Reno!
A Reno?
Yeah, the biggest little boner in the world.

by Sexy Half-Mexi February 24, 2010

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

Popping it Funky

A spontaneous act of humor.

Jeff was popping it funky as he tweaked out on the dance floor.

by btownjbooty April 23, 2011

Popeing

Doing acts of kindness, decency, intelligence, & compassion in a position that is historically known for the exact opposite of said acts of one person.

Based on the real life events of Pope Francis, compared to the previous Pope Benedict XVI

Headline: "Pope Francis marked his 77th birthday on Dec. 17, 2013, by hosting four homeless men to a Mass and a meal at the Vatican, according to Catholic officials."

Keep on Popeing, Francis. Keep on Popeing.

by Motokosgun July 12, 2014

Piping a 'hot Carl'

After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.

She never thought piping a 'hot Carl' with her partner would be so exhilarating.

by Pinkmagic January 4, 2017

Piping her shit

When a nigga fuck the hell out his bitch

That nigga be piping her shit

by Piping her shit February 13, 2018