Polyalarmory

The act of sleeping with multiple alarms, knowing that just one of them won’t wake you up in the morning.

Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.

Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.

by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2023

Pollard-Phobia

Being scared of big fat walloper like "Liam"

"I've got a big pollard-phobia"

by lt2323 October 18, 2023

Pollardized

The act of being a fake ass. To smile in your face and stab you in the back multiple times to benifit yourself . The act of being a bitch ass to get ahead by using others as a arogant know it all narcissist.

Dude! That mother fucka on the second floor Pollardized me again!!!

by Sheniqa Brown December 15, 2023

polyatomic

Containing more than one, or two different atoms in a molecule

nicholas is so polyatomic!

by snapplelol December 28, 2023

Polyamory

Warning: This thing requires a lot of copium to work.(To be honest, it never works.)

So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.

Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.

Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.

There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.

Womyn Karentard: Polyamory is the new norm! It must be promoted to the wider populace! I have two fat non-binary (Male) partners and it's glorious. Best decision of my life. UwU.

Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.

Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!

Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.

Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!

Romeo: You sound like an idiot.

Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!

by Some Guy in the Tavern January 27, 2024

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Polly

Shes very mean. She likes to hit people & she’s very abusive. She likes gacha life.

“Yo look there’s Polly hitting someone again”

by heppepepeoepro November 20, 2023