plumbs

scrotum

ball bag, i.e the scrotum..e.g.. I`ll boot yer plumbs

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

nom-de-plume

a fake name/pen name

*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time, I'm gonna use a nom-de-plume.

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Mark Twain's nom-de-plume is Samuel Clemens

by Olganana September 12, 2007

plumber

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

by v13 November 7, 2006

Plum

Plum is an overflowing repository of superlatives and exaggerations with an oustanding magnitutude of annoyingness.

Plum's parents are reupted to own absolutely, just loads and loads of just simply amazing and really expensive antiques, probably more than anyone else in the world.

by tom_snurge August 10, 2006

plummel

To be overcome by a massive force.

I was plummeled by ten foot waves at the ocean.

by Dr. Dick September 26, 2004

plumagram

Urban mispronunciation of "pomegranate." The fruit is a reddish, pomelike berry, containing numerous seeds imbedded in crimson pulp, from which an acid, reddish juice may be obtained. Limited quantities are grown in California and the Gulf states.

"Yo, this is the best plumagram I have ever had, fo shizzle!"

by damned September 14, 2008

Plumage

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

by Satchmo II November 18, 2004