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Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-
You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.
by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020
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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
by kolkolkol January 6, 2012
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Suculant Plant

He wanted a taste of her suculant plant.
by h 2.0 August 30, 2019
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Lesbian House Plant

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.
Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.
by tcb April 1, 2021
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Plantes bird

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...
by Kate minden March 21, 2017
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Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power
by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020
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