Plant City

Where the strawberry festival is at. Dats the only thing anyone cares about. Its a festival that all the white trash rednecks attend to eat fried shit and watch country music acts before they go home drunk to fuck there sisters or brother.

They are all Trump supporters along with there web footed "She's just slow, but her brain will grow." Inbred children.

5/10 it's no Branson, MI
Plant City is a town north of Tampa.
by FunkyKongJr December 03, 2021
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Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 18, 2023
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moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.
Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".
by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017
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shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
by -____- January 13, 2005
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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 02, 2018
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Planting

The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"
"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron
by Snaplatts February 20, 2018
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planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
by kolkolkol January 05, 2012
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