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Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

The phrase you use when running like fuck from something IE. The Police and/or A pedophile.

It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.
*Drunk man walks into alley*

LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.
by Jake-S. May 17, 2011
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paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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Pedophile

Someone sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones but not necessarily all children or exclusively children. They can be any gender. They do not necessarily do anything to anyone. They cannot help being a pedophile and being one does not mean they want to rape anyone.
Better pedophile than a rapist.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.
"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"
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Pedophile

A grown adult who is sexually attracted to young pre- pubescent children and should be sent to jail forever.
Jim: Hey, did you hear about that pedophile named Samuel who lives on our street? He raped an innocent child!
Susan: Wow, what a sick person!!
by ElevenTheBestRat July 14, 2019
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Pedophile

The old white guy who hangs around your school possibly a janitor.
He touched Timmy he's a pedophile
by unision3 September 3, 2020
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Pedophile

Someone who has a sexual foot fetish

(Note: Pedophile is different to paedophile, the latter meaning someone who has a sexual child fetish)
Those feet are so sexy!

Oh I didn't know you're a pedophile!
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