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Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
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(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!
(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc
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(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.
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