When fucking a bitch you run up to her with knuckles dragging and forcefully slam her upside down on her head with legs bent outwards towards you. Then in a unexpected move shove you cock in her pussy and a banana in her ass at the same time. Then after unloading your spank, pull out run around the room slapping your chest and punch a hole in the door!
by OnlyTheLonley November 24, 2016
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by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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by John Robinson October 12, 2005
Get the ground and pound mug.When having to go to the bathroom and take a crap weigh your self before you go and weigh yourself after to see how much your poop weighed! Drop-a-pound
If I weigh 200 lbs before I poop and weigh 199 pounds after my dump then I just dropped-a-pound. Drop-a-pound!
by ndue11 September 3, 2011
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by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
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Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!
Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.
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by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009
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