pondering the orb

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.

I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*

by Obamium69420 November 23, 2021

pondphuwin

noun. when two people fall deeply in love that they are willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of their partner.

They were passionately in love that people call it madness, but they call it pondphuwin.

by as_it_is_love July 27, 2023

Pondy

Something that is vulgar and generally pornographic in nature.
Started off as an acronym for Program On Nocturnally Desperate Youth. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Dude, if you want this speech to be good you've got to fill it with pondy.

by Captain Carlsberg April 12, 2012

pondwaters

The same as highwaters.

Slang for short pants, ie, the person's socks are showing.

Look at him, he has got the pondwaters on... what a faggot.

by blakejd5692 January 5, 2010

ponderful

something is very interesting and odd that needs to be pondered about

That word is extremely ponderful.

by E^2 April 14, 2004

pondus

Pondus är som ett snaggat huvud, fast ändå inte. Pondus är intenågot som bara kommer till en, man måste göra sig förtjänt utav en pondus.

-"Såg du att Markus hade gått och skaffat pondus?"
-"Ah, han är djävulskt nöjd karln!"

by Herpulez och Getjucket February 8, 2014

Ponderosa pounder

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.

by Abe simpson October 15, 2020