wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.

The person I work with is wall plant.

by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Venus.plant.of.love

Venus is a ouran high school host club fan who edits videos of the characters. Lots of the videos are of Tamaki and Haruhi. Venus is also obsessed with deez nuts jokes and ur mom jokes. Venus is ready nice but can be scary if you make them mad. Venus also looks just like Haruhi Fujioka (they probably long lost twins or some shit like that) Venus.plant.of.love is a TikToker with 1046 followers at the moment. Their username was based of the song Nobody by Mitski. And this is the end. Goodbye

Have you seen venus.plant.of.love’s new video? They are my favorite tiktoker!

by Moon..nat July 22, 2021

Ro Plant

mommy.

i LOVE my ro plant

by coekatjt November 22, 2021

face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect

He gave me the fattest face plant

by 25pilots December 30, 2021

obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.

Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022