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duke nukem

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves
Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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Duke nukem forever

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
by Blarny September 19, 2012
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nuked

When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.
*Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK!
by I Just Juiced Your Fruit April 27, 2006
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Lithium nuker

An amazing nuker for discord.com which bans a mass amount of people at a time.
Verlox: yo new lithium build out
me: nahh thats based asf bro 6556789 bans per second lithium nuker ontop
by lucidW October 30, 2021
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Duke Nukem

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.
by Duke February 10, 2005
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Nuker

Rufus heated up last night's pizza in the nuker.
by Johnny MacD December 11, 2017
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Nukewarm

When you cook food in the microwave and the outside is hot as hell and the inside is still frozen.
I need to go grocery shopping; I've been eating nukewarm burritos for the last three days.
by mollytatertot December 14, 2010
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