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half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.
I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
by James June 17, 2006
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nealousy

The feeling you experience when, on reconnecting with an old friend/lover on the net (myspace/facebook/classmates/etc), you discover that they appear to have a better career, better sex life, nicer family or more money than you.
"Remember that girl Trish I went out with at school? I got in touch via facebook. Turns out she got into modelling and married a millionaire. I had a serious case of nealousy."
by seanmon July 15, 2009
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Nelsonized

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.
*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011
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nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011
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Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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neasan

Neasan is usually one of the funniest problems u could meet always has something to say and usually is disliked by one person if you have a friend like neasan your in for the ride of your life
Neasan what a guy
by Jimmy me to June 15, 2017
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Neaser

Someone who ragequits far too much
"WHAT IS THIS GAME NO N O FCK THIS IM GOING TO NEASER"
by Ben Colli May 21, 2018
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