I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
by James June 17, 2006
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"Remember that girl Trish I went out with at school? I got in touch via facebook. Turns out she got into modelling and married a millionaire. I had a serious case of nealousy."
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A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.
*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011
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In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011
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Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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