Fap-and-nap

Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.

When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.

It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."

by rangerrunner11 January 8, 2011

nascar nap

A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.

"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."

by HDog February 18, 2008

Rage Nap

Simliar to a Rage Quit, which in lay man term's is quitting an activity when you are undoubtable either losing or undeniable frustrated it at said activity. A rage nape is quite similar to a Rage Quit, except it applies to ones life. In that the person has had enough of something and they decide to take a nap.

My brother refused to put away my movies after borrowing them, so instead of arguing with him I took a rage nap.

by iownsomeargylesocks July 28, 2011

depression nap

When you're depressed and you need to take a nap.

Yo man I'm feeling kinda sad, I'm gonna go take a depression nap real quick.

by Somebodycall911shortyfireburn April 3, 2017

nap town

What stupid bitches think Naples, Florida is called.

Actually Indianapolis.

Look at these stupid motherfuckers on myspace say there from nap town. Stupid motherfuckers don't know shit.

by AJ Hill December 19, 2007

Power nap

When you have consumed copious amounts of alcohol at a wedding/party and you take a short nap whilst the party carries on around you. After 15 mins or so you awaken with new found energy and enthusiasm to dance.

Helen took a power nap at the wedding reception after a bottle and a half of red wine.

by Garlinda2 November 2, 2014

wet-nap

A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.

"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."

by ham-wombat January 25, 2009