When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019
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Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage
by Winterjack May 8, 2020
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An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
Get the Cosmic miscalculite mug.This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024
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"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023
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Player: DOH I MISCLICKED! I'm sorry.
Player 2: It's OK. I beat the boss.
Player: DOH I MISCLICKED! I'm sorry.
Player 2: It's OK. I beat the boss.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 5, 2021
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