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I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by Sizzam March 3, 2008
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Garfofalo-moron

A term used to describe someone that is utterly clueless and probably retarded.

Moron Janeane Garofalo claimed that everyone attending tea-parties is a racist that hates blacks, when in fact many attendees were either black or hispanic. One of the most notable blacks was Kevin Jackson who emceed the St. Louis tea party.
Joy Behar states "If you're black you have to be a Democrat!"
Mark, an intelligent black man, replies "Why would I follow the party that continues to enslave blacks for their own political agenda. Look at reality...Democrats resisted freedom for blacks when Republican Abraham Lincoln freed them? You must be a Garfofalo-moron!"
by American Terminologist May 21, 2009
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Mormonitious

To change from one essential doctrinal religious imperative to another without explanation.
Brigham Young taught the doctrine of Adam-God as divine revelation, but now Gordon B. Hinckley says that it is a heresy. Hinckley is very mormonitious.
by isthechurchtrue August 6, 2011
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Mormonic

Of or relating to the deluded, romantic, moronic writings of Stephanie Meyer and other authors that share her religious upbringing.
"I'm gonna blow your Frickin' head off!",a quote from New Moon, is just one example of the Mormonic skewed perspective on life that some people whose religion is based in Utah have.
by Allan Bedillion Trehern August 23, 2011
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Moroan

The dumbest guy around, the biggest 'moron'.
Hey did you see that moroan?

Yea he looked weird.
by Fevere December 6, 2012
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Mormonism

A colloquial term encompassing the combination of doctrine, culture and lifestyle unique to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. While the term was originally a pejorative invented by persecutors of the Church, it has since become largely acceptable and is even used among some Latter-day Saints.

According to The Associated Press Stylebook, the term “Mormonism” is not correctly applied to Protestant groups such as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Community of Christ, etc..
Salt Lake City, Utah, is to Mormonism what Vatican City is to Catholicism: an international headquarters serving the needs of adherents in many nations across the world.
by the Otter May 19, 2014
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maroon

A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.
The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.
by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007
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