Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 12, 2021

United Mordor

Land of the Strong and United.

Do you know why the leaders of United Mordor sleep with the lights on? It is because the dark is afraid of United Mordor.

by BK9295 November 19, 2009

s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.

Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

Reverse Mormon

A reverse mormon is a salacious, well-endowed woman who collects husbands like a grandmother bargain-hunting at a yard sale.

Celeste really tailored her team of suitors to her liking. She's a real maverick for reverse mormon bachelorettes everywhere.

by Kuaile August 9, 2018

Superior Mormon Mansplaining

When a mormon man treats not only women, but also non-mormons as if they are stupid.

When John addressed me this afternoon, his tone suggested that he was superior mormon mansplaining.

by Jubilee Sparks January 30, 2019

Sub-Moron

An insinuation that the recipient of this insult is beyond stupid. Below moronic.

"You imbecile, you sub-moron, you!"
-Brother Theodore, The Burbs

by Truedoogie February 18, 2019

Oxy-Moron

That's the first time that never happened again!

My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.

by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019