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Lame, weak, unfun. Prudish, straitlaced. No fun allowed in the name of the Mormon Lord. A person (especially a hot girl) who refuses to show any skin. A roommate who gripes if you play an r-rated movie. A grandmother who gripes about your bride's spaghetti-strapped wedding dress. The list goes on...

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She was being mormony wouldn't come because she got off work at 11 on Saturday and didn't want to make Jesus mad by partying on his day.
Mormony by Freakin' a August 1, 2010
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Always happy, peppy, MORMON, and being the best u can be! Also, smart, well-liked, the leader in the pack, and ALWAYS STAND UP FOR THEIR RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT!!! Also, is known around their campus as religious
Man, Karen asks so mormony sometimes, with the whole jello, and
young women stuff
mormony by Karen Macias March 29, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026