Moast

The greater form of the word moar. But one cannot describe something as moastest because it is not a word.

I think this toast is the moast burnt thing i’ve ever eaten.

by BigDickBreaden October 3, 2018

moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

by Jesse December 1, 2003

Moist

An object, person, sense of style, charisma, or aura that is appealing to the eye. Something that is the most epic and pleasurable thing to look at.

"Bro you look so fucking moist right now"
"Your shoes are moist as fuck"
"Damn son look at her ass, shes so fucking moist"

by tana1285 September 2, 2013

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Moist

A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"

English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!

by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009

moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

by Sue Don M. April 3, 2017

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003