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pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.
Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.
"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."
by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024
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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.
You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"
by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022
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Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts
Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter
by featherface=) May 29, 2009
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modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????
ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro
by Gameanator September 26, 2022
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Modern Day Nerd

Usually, the people who care too much about history or nazis or both they commonly act like they are the main character

they probably idolize Andrew Tate they have no understanding of how women's emotions or women's sarcasm. a big factor is autism
Chase: Did you know that nazis were in world war 2

Me: Do i give a shit? damn bro u a Modern Day Nerd
by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024
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