No Undie Monday

Time honoured tradition that comes from a common phenomena which sees an individual unable to successful complete one's laundry duties on the weekend.

"Mate... it's No Undie Monday for me! I've had to go commando 'cos I was partying all weekend and didn't do me washing!"

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009

Hot Fudge Monday

When a guy takes a shit inside a girls vag and then cums on top of it to simulate whipped cream, can also be accompanied by genital mutilation so that the blood simulates cherries.

Marie Hoeft loves getting a hot pile of shit in her vag and also enjoys having a knife slashed through her folds causing her to bleed all over it, the crazy bitch calls it a Hot Fudge Monday.

by SomeOddCod January 23, 2010

cyborg monday

the first monday after thanksgiving when cyborgs get all their christmas shopping done.

cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.

by stefmart December 1, 2010

Milkshit Monday

An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day

Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr

Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock

You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!

by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011

Made my Monday

also known as MMM; Appropriate phrase when someone has either made your day on a Sunday night, and it can hold you through Monday, the crappiest day of the week. Can also be used any time of the week when you haven't fully made their week.

Dude, that video on YouTube was so great Saturday, it made my Monday.

by yourhighschoolstalker February 21, 2011

Piss Up Monday

When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....

Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!

by The Barnfield Boyz. January 24, 2011

Cum Monday

The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves

DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."

DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"

DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"

DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."

by Sean Bradley June 30, 2007