Michigan turkey burger

A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it

"yeah, me and my girl tried out the Michigan Turkey burger last night"

Michigan turkey burger by 🟩BPO🟩 November 18, 2025

michigan cement

An unpaved road. The term origin ates from the low percentage of paved roads versus all roads.

I didn't plan my route well and ended up driving on a lot of Michigan cement.

michigan cement by Rider Jack November 23, 2025

Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree

“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed”

Michigan Mud Monkey by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026

Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.

I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

Michigan Milkshake by Hdksjfgfheisj February 3, 2026

Michigan Trail-Blazer

A sexual act in which a male shoves Trail Mix in his rectum and then leaving it in for a week, letting it marinate, and then shitting it all out into his partners face

Me and my homeboy just did the Michigan Trail-Blazer, I recommend it

Michigan Trail-Blazer by Cheese_master February 17, 2026

Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head

Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.

Michigan Temporary Log Jam by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026

Michigan Pinkeye

When a girl is rimming your butthole and you activate your secret trap card while she's nose deep inside your ass and gently squeeze out a vial tooter thus infecting her with the infamous Michigan Pinkeye.

Bro, Danielle ate my ass, and the next she morning she had some serious Michigan Pinkeye! LOL!

Michigan Pinkeye by DungMilk March 15, 2026