Dirty merkel

Getting hit by a bus when having sex

I went on vacation and had a dirty merkel!

by hdf770 January 17, 2026

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Dylan Merkel

The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤

“Dylan Merkel is the most sexy man on the planet”

by Isomalt March 5, 2025

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get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025

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A player of the asymmetrical horror mobile game, Identity V who mains the character, Mercenary. More importantly, it is to refer to someone who is a good Merc player. Much like an endangered species, these players are hard to come by — hence the name.

Hey, do you mind if my friend joins us for rank? He's a Peakestia Mercenarius.

by stupidzukela May 17, 2025

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Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.

Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.

by Peteandbird January 14, 2026

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