mental person 

A derogatory name used by an uneducated person in their description of a person who seemingly suffers with Mental Health.

I.e

Psychosis/ Personality disorder/ Bipolar /Schizophrenia or any other undefined or undiagnosed seeming Mental Abnormality.

I'm trying to get the Fuck away from that Mental Person. They won't leave me alone. Fuck this. I'm off.

mental person by Die Meister March 25, 2016

Mental Rolodex

A group or random collection of past events that a dumbass female will use against a man while engaged in an arguement to attempt to make said man feel as shitty as humanly possible. Even though majority of these said events at the present time are outdated and no longer apply to the current conversation.

My wife flipped through her Mental Rolodex to give me shit during an arguement by telling me that I should have married my Ex-girlfriend knowing damn well that cunt cheated on me.

Mental Rolodex by Women are fucking pointless March 31, 2010

Mental Block 

When you completely ignore someone.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dave?
Person 1: Davveee?!

Person 1: OOh you putting a mental block on me ehh?

This can then be adapted for wherever you are such as a room block.
Example 2:
Person 1: Dave?

Person 2: Alright Dave how are ya?

Person 3: Hes put a room block on us all.

Mental Block by Cosa nostra, its my thing! July 11, 2011

Mental Masturbation 

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.

I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.

Mental Masturbation by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008

mental masturbation 

v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy

Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch

mental masturbation by MattyN February 11, 2006

mental masturbation 

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer near sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, where their time is free (in money terms), but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation can be the cause and reason for overly complicated and hard to understand IT solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler, more commonly understood and tried and tested solutions to the same problem being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh! Next weekend I'm going to rewrite it in COBOL!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."

mental masturbation by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008

Mental Note 

A crap band. i.e people who can't play any instruments.

Mental note are crap

Mental Note by Tom Outram February 23, 2005