safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

PTA meeting

PTA stands for Parent teachers association Meeting

its the worst day because u get fu**ed up and punished

i envy him because his parent have never been to a PTA meeting

by mustafasowan January 9, 2008

meetastisize

The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.

The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.

The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!

by ggr December 16, 2013

meetball

The tendency for meetings to grow in size, causing scheduling conflicts and delays. (can also be used as a noun)

The Q4 Budget Review is going to meetball, Chad insisted that I invite Karen from accounting and her manager.

We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.

by S?G March 20, 2019

Lesbian House Meeting

Is a counterproductive meeting often scheduled on weekly basis that sucks the life out the moment or activity where discussions evolve around railroad policy, procedures and protocols that no one will actually follow in real life.

A Lesbian House Meeting is where a meeting is called between flat mates to discuss petty issues such as house cleaning, lesbian kitty money and scheduling the next house meeting! This definition is not limited the domestic arena.

by the natural truth October 11, 2010

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye (MTMTE)

When the war ended, Rodimus prime and his crew set-off on their Starship "The Lost Light" to find the Knights of Cybertron, The Engines unfortunately malfunctioned, and almost everyone was blasted off into outer-space. The Survivors of the Lost light came looking for the Crew that disappeared, which Skids, a theoretician was invited onto the Lost Light. A lot happened in between, but then the Dark Cybertron Series was released, and it featured Shockwave making a duplicate of Metroplex, the Necro-titan, to attack or to hold off the Autobots and The Decepticons while they are trying to prevent Shockwave From Ruling all over the universe. That is when Megatron, tortured, ripped in half, and turned into a portal by Shocwave, comes in. He formed an alliance with the autobot Bumblebee to stop Shockwave from accomplishing his plan. Someone in the scene that figured out a way to stop the Necro-titan (forgot his name, sorry!) But it is required with Metroplex's Thumb, which was found in space. Megatron, with his new ability to teleport, he teleported Metroplex's thumb into Metroplex's palm, and somehow healing him and the other's around him, defeating the Necro-titan in the process. After that, Shockwave murdered Bumblebee by blasting a hole right through Bumblebee's chest. Megatron then furiously battled Shockwave. After "A Lot Of Things", Megatron then decided to become an Autobot.

Transformers More than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) is one of the Best Comic Books Ever!

by Megabombs May 25, 2018

Emergency Meeting

A button in Among us that calls a meeting to discuss who is the imposter. It is also a noob's best friend.

Are you kidding? He just pressed the Emergency Meeting button 10 seconds into the game for no reason!

by BigSmoke40 November 6, 2020