A green, moss-like growth on the genitals. Most commonly transmitted through anal intercourse. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Excretion of a thick, pus-like ooze and a bitter smell not unlike alcohol.
I met this chick at the bar last night. Turned out she had mossers. Good thing I didn't go down on her
by Dr. Bueller November 19, 2010
Get the Mossers mug.Originating from the EPIC border collie dog's name, owned by the Lord and Lady Parker of Leicestershire, England.
Mosschops is overly excitable, impossible to photograph, and tends to let out a small wee if he particularly likes you.
Mosschops is overly excitable, impossible to photograph, and tends to let out a small wee if he particularly likes you.
He got so excited, he did a Mosschops in his pants!
Running around like a Mosschops
Mosschops is epic!
Running around like a Mosschops
Mosschops is epic!
by xpz393 May 18, 2011
Get the Mosschops mug.Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 15, 2006
Get the Mossio-muff-her mug.Arguably the most incompetent intelligence organizations on the planet. The Mossad have botched up and ruined simple assassination attempts against several Arab targets. Mossad agents have in recent times been caught by Jordanian, Canadian, American and New Zealand authorities. They are spectacularly innefficient and sub-par as a spy agency.
The Mossad have a long history of infiltrating Palestinian armed groups and believe that their success rate against an occupied nation without a standing army and military infastructure classify them as leading intelligence organization. They clearly are deluded beyond reason.
The Mossad however is highly touted as a world leader in espionage, particularly because the Israeli media has an outstanding propaganda network that runs in the western world. Foreign media outlets owned by Jewish expats see Rupert Murdoch et Conrad Black have worked hard to ensure that Israeli government organizations are highly thought of in America.
The Mossad have a long history of infiltrating Palestinian armed groups and believe that their success rate against an occupied nation without a standing army and military infastructure classify them as leading intelligence organization. They clearly are deluded beyond reason.
The Mossad however is highly touted as a world leader in espionage, particularly because the Israeli media has an outstanding propaganda network that runs in the western world. Foreign media outlets owned by Jewish expats see Rupert Murdoch et Conrad Black have worked hard to ensure that Israeli government organizations are highly thought of in America.
The Mossad have the world's worst mission rate. Outside of Occupied Palestine, their rate of success against targets is 2/10. The same rate as the Bulgarian KGB.
by franz fanon February 8, 2007
Get the mossad mug.by Leslie Bea May 30, 2008
Get the mossessive mug.to make a phenomenal catch , as Randy Moss would do. The catch has to be bonerific. In a situation like this, the defender is always rihannaed. On the way to the end zone the reciever has the option to be a swagger jacker and embarrass anybody else he pleases.
by Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe November 6, 2010
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