mollyrant

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.

Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.

by LoTek October 21, 2007

sweet sassy molassey

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

Molly Whopped

A viscous beat down or a brutal beating of your enemy or opponent.

Keep talking mess, and you will get molly whopped.

by NeoSpartan February 24, 2009

mollied

To be beaten or destroyed in a competition by a lot of points e.g. 21-7, is to be 'mollied'. Mostly used when an opponent loses a competition without achieving double digits - generally table-tennis. Originated in Ireland among college ping-pong competitions.
Future tense: 'I'll molly you'; 'you'll get mollied'.

Winner: Yes! 21-9. You just got mollied dude!
Loser: Damnit! Just one more point and I could've lost with a bit of dignity...

It's bad enough to lose a game, competition, election etc., but to be 'mollied' is just plain embarrassing!!!

by whiteymcfitey January 3, 2009

Molywhop

When you slap someone as hard as you can, but your hand has to be cupped and your thumb pressed flush along your index finger. The point of impact should be along the muscle of your palm just below your thumb.

That bitch didn't have my money so i molywhoped his ass in the face.

by Estevan May 17, 2006

Molestia

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her

molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.

by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

Molded

(Commonly pronounced "moded": to be embarrassed after losing a passionate debate or proven mistaken regarding factual subject matter, particularly if the mistaken person argued their point vehemently.

Dont tell me I'm stupid! L.A. isn't the capital of CaliforniaI just googled it and it's Sacramento like I said. You got molded!

by Southwest7 November 15, 2018