mollyrant

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.

Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.

by LoTek October 21, 2007

Mollyrant

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.

My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!

by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007

mollyrant

A word describing any long and rambling complaint about something related to technology - typically including the terms "blah-blah-blah" or "doodly-doodly-doo!" exclaimed loudly in a high-pitched sing-song voice.

Dude, she totally just did a mollyrant!
Wish I could do a mollyrant like him.

by Buzzer McBuzzyBuzz October 20, 2007

mollyrant

A long rant coined by Molly from Cnet

That speech was a Mollyrant.

by Tyler503 October 19, 2007

mollycrank

Verb

To deliberately bust a niggas shit with the full intent of upmost disrespect.

"Damn, that nigga just got mollycranked! "

"Oh yeah Daquan, mollycrank his dumbass!"

"That nigga can't check you bro, mollycrank him!"

by Nick, Doss and Jynx April 4, 2017

Molly rant

attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.

She totally did a Molly Rant

by Brian. BOL listener from Hong Kong October 25, 2007

molly rant

An extended explanation usually regarding a social injustice, corporate incompetence/arrogance, or technical folly. The argument is well formed, logical and rational but delivered with staggeringly quick pace and heightened emotion often leaving the ranter breathless and agitated.

Did you hear that, my mom totally went on a molly rant about her mp3 player not playing her songs due to crappy DRM!

by Derrick451 October 19, 2007