(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.
Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.
by LoTek October 05, 2007
A word describing any long and rambling complaint about something related to technology - typically including the terms "blah-blah-blah" or "doodly-doodly-doo!" exclaimed loudly in a high-pitched sing-song voice.
by Buzzer McBuzzyBuzz October 04, 2007
by Tyler503 October 03, 2007
a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.
by JohnMcKenna October 14, 2007