low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.

"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

Low Two

Rather than a high five, the low two is when you butt bump someone.

In Modern Family, Cameron says to Jay "oh sure when you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody... it's like a high five, it's a low two"

by RUFFLESx February 5, 2010

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

Low Frequency Bootilator

Another word for Notorious Abe behind the decks.

"She was fine, until she got zapped with the sounds of the Low Frequency Bootilator."

by Marcus Intalex May 18, 2003

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Low Ridding

Similar to Hott Rodding only the hot sauce placed on your cock must be imported from Mexico.

I was in the mood but all I had was some Cholula so we went low ridding.

by Obi Wan Vader Skywalker Wookie March 12, 2012

Low Keisha

Low keisha is a ratchet side woman who needs to be kept low key. If a man has multiple side women, low keisha is the one he wouldn't even tell his confidant about. Usually due to a severe lack of physical attractiveness and/or a less then reputable sexual history.

Low keisha type women usually resemble blue nose pits.

homeboy- "Who was that bugawolf I saw you with last night?"
you- "Shh.... That was low keisha man quit dry snitching"

by lynndrotti May 30, 2015