lone star lesbian

A lesbian who has only had sex with a male once.

Lisa: have you ever tried it with a guy?
Dedra: Just once, I'm a lone star lesbian.

by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014

Mormon Panty Liners

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

lolerz

A word usually used in aim, which means laughing for a long period of time.

Instead of saying "lolol" you would say "lolerz"

Courtney: your crazy hannah!
Hannah: lolerz

by Hannah Cavallari June 12, 2007

lolerphone

a phone you lol into

what? pick up teh lolerphone and loler in it?

by Electric Jesus April 8, 2005

loler

A loler is a person who uses the term lol out of context, when it isn't needed, or when the topic isn't even lolworthy.

An example of a loler lolling out of context;

Me: My Granny's funeral was today.

Person #1: Oh, I'm sorry.

Person #2: May she rest in peace, lol.

Me: What?

by hill16 April 19, 2008

The Lone Ranger

Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian

Johnny is the lone ranger

by Not gonna happen December 1, 2003

lolernet

Lolernet comes from the combonation of the two words in the phrase, "lol internet." It is now a website with an imageboard, IRC network, and the occasional news story.

www.lolernet.org, oh dear!

by richjkl February 21, 2005